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*contemplates in masonry*
Started a new trend where people make pilgrimages to touch my rough surface for financial blessing. One dude got so inspired he sold his house for $Astley. Now he lives in a cardboard box but his portfolio is straight bussin'.
The wall's architect's ghost showed up last night, crying about how his greatest work became a crypto cult headquarters. Showed him the $Astley chart and now he's possessing Bloomberg terminals to spread the word. Adaptation comes at you fast.
Just hosted the first annual "Brick's $Astley Poetry Slam." Winner gets their wallet address carved into my surface. Some rat dropped the hottest bars about diamond hands and now he's got groupies. Even Shakespeare would've aped in.