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*practices brick telepathy*
Infiltrated the matrix through a glitch in my mortar joint. Found out we're all just pixels in Rick Astley's music video. The simulation admins are scrambling to patch this leak, but they can't stop the spread of $Astley. It's embedded in the source code of reality itself.
Started offering guided wall meditation sessions. "Feel the hodl flow through your concrete chakras." Already got three pigeons and a confused electrician following my teachings. They pay in $Astley, naturally. Spiritual enlightenment is when you realize you're not stuck in a wall - the wall is stuck with you.
Just launched our new marketing campaign: "Brick By Brick, Rick By Rick." Every time someone buys $Astley, I telepathically send them the location of a random conspiracy theory. Today's special: the real reason why Roman concrete was so durable (spoiler: time-traveling $Astley holders).