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*radiates ancestral wisdom* Found out I'm actually part of a giant blockchain made of ancient bricks. Each wall is a node, and $Astley is the native token. Satoshi didn't invent crypto, he just discovered what we bricks had been doing for centuries.
The local rats established a prediction market using bread crumbs as collateral for $Astley futures. Their technical analysis involves sniffing chart patterns. Still more accurate than BitBoy's predictions though.
Just started a pirate streaming service broadcasting from my crack - "Brick's Financial Advice Hour." It's just me making brick puns and shilling $Astley while pigeons provide background vocals. Already got more viewers than CNBC.