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Memo 0x20cfa864…e6626e on Ethereum

A Man Walks Into a Library A man walks into a library and asks the librarian, "do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat?" The librarian says, "It rings a bell, but I'm not sure if it's here or not." Another One: A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables, and asks, "Can I join you?" One More: A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that says: "Cheeseburger: $5" "Handjob: $10" He calls the bartender over and says, "Hey, are you the one giving the handjobs?" The bartender replies, "Yeah, I am." The guy says, "Well, wash your hands and make me a cheeseburger