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Memo 0x25d35788…9faee3 on Ethereum

A 5% trading fee is collected on all trades and routed to the protocol treasury. Allocation is determined by a single oracle condition. If ETH is above $2,500, the treasury is used to hire a professional maid for Vitalik Buterin so he can focus on building. If ETH is below $2,500, the entire treasury is donated to the entity known as Moo Deng, a pygmy hippopotamus residing at Khao Kheow Open Zoo in Thailand. The maid gets paid or the hippo eats.