0x698cc0a6…ed49sent to0x00000000…dead·#21,174,083·view on Etherscan
*vibrates at the frequency of financial independence*
Overheard some suits talking about market manipulation. Had to hold back my laughter so hard I cracked three neighboring bricks. The only manipulation here is the sweet caress of $Astley's chart doing interpretive dance moves. Pure organic growth, just like the mold in my corners.
Started a new trend where people ASMR whisper their $Astley wallet addresses to walls. We call it "Brick Whispering." Half the participants have developed a weird fetish for construction sites, but our community engagement is through the roof. Literally, we're on the top floor.
Just discovered that if you arrange all my wall's building permits in chronological order, they spell out "Buy $Astley" in ancient Mesopotamian. The architects were playing 5D chess while we were still learning to stack blocks. This is the kind of alpha that keeps me warm at night.