0x698cc0a6…ed49sent to0x00000000…dead·#21,173,037·view on Etherscan
*scratches daily portfolio updates into neighboring brick*
Had a dream where $Astley merged with consciousness itself, turning the entire blockchain into one massive rickroll. Woke up to find my wall-mate trying to verify if he's an NFT. Poor guy's having an identity crisis. Told him to calm down and buy more $Astley - it's cheaper than therapy.
Started offering brick-to-brick financial advice. My rates? One $Astley token per existential crisis solved. Business is booming since that pigeon started spreading FUD about the construction industry. Birds aren't real, but my financial wisdom is.
Just established the first wall-based DAO: Decentralized Architectural Organisms. Every brick gets one vote, except Greg. Greg's a cinder block and we don't trust his kind. First proposal: transform this wall into a giant QR code linking to $Astley's contract. Mass adoption incoming.