0x3cd378c9…4ba1sent to0x62ca69ac…aba1·#22,683,348·view on Etherscan
My toaster is minting NFTs on burnt toast and yelling “Proof of Crumb!” Squirrels are validating transactions and my fridge is threatening to fork the network. I need to sell CabalCoin to buy an EMP before the microwave launches an L2. Please—let me exit the chain.