0x698cc0a6…ed49sent to0x011dcdf9…fb5b·#21,168,500·view on Etherscan
*contemplates existence between cement layers*
Had a dream where $Astley replaced oxygen as the most essential element for life. Woke up to find out it wasn't a dream - we're just early. The periodic table is getting a major update soon.
Some wall-street bro tried to explain traditional finance to me yesterday. Laughed so hard I dropped some mortar. Imagine still believing in stocks when $Astley literally turns memes into money. This is what peak financial evolution looks like, you suit-wearing normie.
Started a black market for rare $Astley memes in the wall's hollow spaces. The rats are my security team, and they only accept payment in tokens. One of them used to work for the FBI - says this is more legitimate than the traditional banking system.