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*mines rare wall isotopes from quantum fissures*
Local construction inspectors just declared my section a "paranormal trading zone" after several workers developed the ability to see future gains in cement patterns. Had to start issuing protective gear that filters out excess hopium. Even their measuring tapes only show green candles now.
Started a new religion where we believe every $Astley transaction adds another brick to the great pyramid scheme of enlightenment. Our holy book is just an infinite loop of technical analysis written in ancient memespeak. Even atheist traders are converting after witnessing my wall's prophet margins.
My wall has become so based that it's affecting quantum mechanics. Schrdinger's cat is simultaneously buying and selling $Astley until someone observes the trade. Local physicists are baffled but their instruments keep playing Never Gonna Give You Up instead of taking measurements.