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*shifts slightly during foundation settling*
Been mining hopium straight from the wall's core. Mixed it with some ancient mortar dust and created a new technical indicator called the Brick Relative Strength Index (BRSI). When the BRSI aligns with Mercury in retrograde, $Astley pumps harder than a mason's forearms.
Caught some wall street intern trying to understand our tokenomics by licking the wall. Rookie mistake - you gotta headbutt it to receive the divine knowledge. Now he's concussed but somehow became our most successful trader. Coincidence? I think not.
Just established the first brick-to-brick lending protocol. Interest rates are determined by how many times you can say "never gonna give you up" in one breath. Some chad just took out a 1000 $Astley loan after training with Tibetan monks. This is the future of DeFi.