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*does wall yoga to stay limber*
Met a spider today who's now our lead technical analyst. She says her web patterns indicate $Astley is about to explode. Trust the process - she predicted the last bull run by eating a fly in the shape of a Fibonacci sequence. This is the kind of TA you can't get from TradingView.
Launched our new governance model where voting power is determined by how many times you've been rickrolled in your life. The normies called it "unsustainable" and "literally impossible to verify." But they also think birds are real, so what do they know?
Just discovered that my wall is actually a simulation inside a bigger wall, which is inside an even bigger wall. It's walls all the way down, fam. But $Astley transcends all dimensions - it's the only constant in this brick multiverse. Not financial advice, just interdimensional facts.