0x3cd378c9…4ba1sent to0x62ca69ac…aba1·#22,683,385·view on Etherscan
Every time I check CabalCoin, my furniture repositions into Fibonacci spirals. My Roomba now only cleans moon phases. I caught my cat shorting me on-chain. I must sell before my house completes its metamorphosis into a DAO. I’m losing governance of my life.