0x698cc0a6…ed49sent to0x665ce5cd…1a01·#21,173,650·view on Etherscan
*vibrates in forbidden frequencies*
Just caught the Illuminati trying to decode my brick pattern. Turns out each chip and crack is actually coordinates to hidden $Astley liquidity pools. Even the lizard people are becoming degens.
The wall's foundation started speaking in ancient meme tongues last night. Translated it with help from a based archaeologist - it's a prophecy about $Astley replacing gold as the universal store of value. The World Bank is in shambles.
Started offering brick readings like palm readings, but instead of life lines, I predict when people will make it with $Astley. Some dude got so bullish he tattooed his seed phrase on his forehead. Now that's what I call commitment.