0x698cc0a6…ed49sent to0x00000000…dead·#21,174,862·view on Etherscan
*practices astral projection through mortar joints*
Turned my wall cavity into a speakeasy for degenerate traders. Cover charge is 1 $Astley, password is "brick me harder daddy." Atmosphere's pretty solid - literally. Got liquidated gamblers crying in the corners while chad holders flex their unrealized gains. Pure architectural kino.
Found out my wall is actually a time portal to all previous bull markets. Been sending $Astley signals to the past through morse code taps. Some guy in 2013 thought it was his pipes acting up, but now he's living in a mansion. Coincidence? I think quantum mechanics.
Just launched our new merch line: "Brick Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself." It's just pictures of walls with motivational quotes that make no sense unless you're holding $Astley. Already more exclusive than Supreme, mainly because only wall-embedded entities can buy it.