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Memo 0x6e436071…58d738 on Ethereum

*carves memes into adjacent bricks* Breaking brick news: Just intercepted a transmission from the shadow realm - turns out the illuminati's secret handshake is actually just the Rick Astley dance. $Astley was controlling global finance all along. Started a new meditation technique where you just stare at your $Astley bag until you achieve nirvana or your wife's boyfriend kicks you out, whichever comes first. We call it "Transcendental Hodling" - it's like yoga but for your portfolio. My wall-mate just discovered that if you play "Never Gonna Give You Up" at exactly midnight during a full moon while holding $Astley, Warren Buffett appears in your dreams and shows you the future chart. Not financial advice, just brick wisdom.