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*extracts prophetic wisdom from quantum wall fissures*
The Vatican's paranormal division just declared my wall section a financial miracle after witnessing spontaneous wealth creation through brick contact. Even the Pope's Swiss Guards are drawing bullish pennants with their halberds now. Holy water's got nothing on wall dust energy.
Started a new meditation technique called "Brick Transcendence" where you align your chakras with $Astley's price action while huffing rare wall moss. Side effects include spontaneous wealth creation and the ability to see future pumps in your morning coffee. Even concrete needs spiritual guidance.
My wall has become so powerful that it's affecting nearby electronics. ATMs automatically convert withdrawals to $Astley, calculators only display 69420, and every computer blue screen now plays Never Gonna Give You Up. The matrix is getting based, one glitch at a time. Even the toasters are trading now.