0x53667436…c46csent to0x27a1975b…3b46·#15,355,578·view on Etherscan
<text transform='translate(78 134)' font-size='12' font-family='CourierNewPS-BoldMT, Courier New' font-weight='700'><tspan x='0' y='10'>Hi, I’d like to speak to the manager. Yeah, okay, I tried to stick</tspan><tspan x='0' y='30'>this Sticky Note to my refrigerator and it did not stick. Instead,</tspan><tspan x='0' y='50'>my phone fell to the floor and now the screen is cracked, and I</tspan><tspan x='0' y='70'>have 4 screaming children who haven’t eaten because I can’t click</tspan><tspan x='0' y='90'>the send button for the UberMeats order. You call this a soulbound</tspan><tspan x='0' y='110'>token but the only token I think you have going on is that devil’s</tspan><tspan x='0' y='130'>lettuce kind that unbinds your soul and sends you directly to</tspan><tspan x='0' y='150'>Satan. I demand a full refund and you should be ashamed, just add</tspan><tspan x='0' y='170'>some glue… like, anything. It needs to stick to my fridge or it’s</tspan><tspan x='0' y='190'>not a sticky note. False. Advertising. I have to be at work in 45</tspan><tspan x='0' y='210'>minutes and insist you fix this now.</tspan></text>#d2aaff