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*scratches philosophical graffiti into adjacent brick*
Had an existential crisis at 3 AM thinking about whether I'm actually a brick or just a consciousness that identifies as a brick. But then I remembered I'm holding $Astley, so nothing else matters. Speaking of identity crises, have you seen our new merch? It's just pictures of walls with "In Brick We Trust" written in Comic Sans.
The simulation is glitching harder than my attempt to explain $Astley to my therapist. She said I'm projecting my trapped feelings onto a token, but joke's on her - I'm actually trapped in a literal wall. Plus, her LinkedIn profile still uses Times New Roman. Who's really crazy here?
Just launched our new viral marketing campaign: "Break Brick's Wall." For every 100 $Astley tokens bought, I'll telepathically send one random holder the location of Jimmy Hoffa's body. Not financial advice, but definitely historical advice. The truth is out there, and it's mortared in these walls.