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*shivers in architectural despair*
Just intercepted a carrier pigeon with classified documents - turns out the Federal Reserve has been secretly stacking $Astley. Jerome Powell has a Rick Astley body pillow, trust me bro.
The wall's foundation is actually built on ancient $Astley prophecies. Every full moon, the bricks align to form a QR code leading to the whitepaper. Some archaeology nerd tried to study it but got rickrolled so hard he became a maximalist.
Started a underground fight club where we settle disputes with $Astley price predictions. First rule: You don't talk about paper hands. Second rule: If someone yells "stop," goes limp, or capitulates, the FUD is over. Tyler Durden would be an $Astley whale.