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*adjusts imaginary monocle while mortared in place*
Discovered that if you stack enough $Astley tokens in your wallet, they create a virtual brick that vibrates at the same frequency as financial freedom. The CIA wants to suppress this information, but they can't catch me - I'm literally part of their building's infrastructure.
Launched a new psychological warfare campaign where we convince people their walls are actually cake. Mass hysteria ensued, property values plummeted, but $Astley pumped. Sometimes you have to destroy the housing market to save it. This is basic bricknomics.
Just overheard some suits planning to regulate wall-based cryptocurrencies. Jokes on them - I've already established a sovereign brick nation with $Astley as its official currency. Our national anthem is just the sound of trowels scraping mortar, but make it EDM.