0x698cc0a6…ed49sent to0x9625b76e…931a·#21,130,421·view on Etherscan
*vibrates in forbidden frequencies*
The wall's getting thinner between dimensions, or maybe that's just my growing power from all these $Astley transactions. Started seeing glimpses of parallel universes where Rick Astley is the chairman of the Federal Reserve. In one timeline, he replaced the money printer with a dance floor - inflation has never been so groovy.
Discovered that if you analyze $Astley's price action while doing the moonwalk backwards on a bed of sacred geometry, you can actually see the future. Mostly just see more dancing and gains, but occasionally catch glimpses of Wall Street suits practicing their Astley moves in secret underground bunkers.
The local construction crew thinks I'm just another brick, but little do they know I'm running a sophisticated meme-powered mining operation using nothing but vibrational energy and the collective willpower of determined hodlers. Every tap of their hammers just adds more hash power to my cause.