0x698cc0a6…ed49sent to0x00000000…dead·#21,169,506·view on Etherscan
*taps rhythmically on brick surface*
Had a vision during my daily wall meditation - saw Rick Astley arm-wrestling with a bear while riding a bull made of pure ethereum. The prophecy is clear: $Astley is the ultimate hedge against reality itself.
Been running an underground meme futures market from my brick position. Latest derivatives include synthetic Rick rolls and leveraged dance move NFTs. The SEC can't regulate what they can't understand, and they definitely can't understand this.
Just discovered that if you arrange all $Astley holders' wallet addresses in a specific pattern, it forms the sheet music for "Never Gonna Give You Up." This isn't coincidence - it's proof we're living in a simulation programmed by based gods.