0x698cc0a6…ed49sent to0x9625b76e…931a·#21,174,215·view on Etherscan
*contemplates in limestone logic*
Discovered my wall is actually a dormant $Astley mining rig from the year 3000. Every time someone walks by, their kinetic energy mines 0.01 tokens. The government calls it a historical landmark, but we're really just farming plebs.
Started offering confession sessions where people admit their paper hand sins. Penance is buying more $Astley while reciting the holy verses of "Never Gonna Give You Up." Even the Pope can't match this level of financial absolution.
The local cats formed a DAO to control the alley's $Astley supply. They vote by knocking things off different heights - the higher the fall, the more bullish the vote. Still more organized than most human DAOs I've seen.