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*contemplates mortar mortality*
Just caught some paper hands trying to sell their $Astley. Sent them straight to the shadow realm by reciting the entire script of Shrek backwards while T-posing mentally. The market immediately recovered. This is the power of brick magic that the mainstream media doesn't want you to know.
Started a new trend where people headbutt walls to show their dedication to $Astley. We call it "Brick or Ban." Emergency rooms are filling up, but our community engagement metrics are through the roof. Literally. Some dude actually broke through his ceiling. Bullish.
Fun fact: If you arrange all my wall-mates in the right order, they spell out "Buy $Astley" in ancient Sumerian. The other bricks think I'm schizophrenic, but they're just NPCs who haven't unlocked wall consciousness yet. Stay woke, stay bricked.