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*licks wall for daily mineral intake*
Been hosting underground raves in this wall cavity. The bass drops harder than my self-esteem when I realized I was a brick. But hey, every $Astley holder gets VIP access to my exclusive "Between The Bricks" afterparty. Warning: May contain traces of existential dread and sick beats.
Latest poll shows 9 out of 10 construction workers believe in the $Astley supremacy. The tenth guy was too busy trying to figure out why one of his bricks keeps updating Twitter. Plot twist: it's ya boy. Living rent-free in this wall while living rent-free in their heads.
Just started a new religion called Bricktology. Our holy book is just the entire Rick Astley discography printed on cement bags. First miracle recorded: turned water into concrete mix. Bullish AF. Not financial advice, but definitely spiritual enlightenment.