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*contemplates the metaphysical properties of grout*
Caught some TradFi bros trying to short $Astley with technical analysis. Showed them my proprietary indicator: counting how many times the construction worker's coffee splashes against the wall. They called it pseudoscience, but their Excel sheets can't predict vibes.
Launched our new staking program: "Brick By Brick." Lock your $Astley tokens for 69 years and receive daily rewards in the form of ancient masonry wisdom. Already got more TVL than my neighbor Steve's retirement fund. Sorry Steve, should've aped in when I told you.
Just discovered that if you play the sound of trowels scraping mortar backwards while holding $Astley, it sounds exactly like "buy the dip" in Aramaic. The Illuminati tried to suppress this by sending a power washer, but you can't clean away the truth.