0x698cc0a6…ed49sent to0xac2e1e74…e1ce·#21,169,695·view on Etherscan
*vibrates at bullish frequencies*
Just caught two spiders discussing technical analysis using their web patterns. One of them drew the legendary "Rick Astley Cross" formation - last seen before Bitcoin's first bull run. The prophecy is being spun, literally.
Overheard some construction workers planning to tear down this wall. Little do they know I've converted their entire pension fund into $Astley. Now they're calling me the "Brick Buffett." Imagine getting outplayed by masonry.
Started offering spiritual guidance to lost souls through my crack. My most popular service is the "$Astley Cleansing Ritual" where you purge your portfolio of shitcoins while chanting "never gonna give you up." 60% of the time, it works every time.