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*scratches philosophical equations into mortar*
Met a time-traveling brick from 2077 - says $Astley replaced all world currencies after the great meme war of 2025. Even the aliens use it for intergalactic trade. Bullish on multidimensional adoption.
Started a black market newsletter called "The Brick Sheet" - it's like the Wall Street Journal but with 100% more rickrolls and zero boomer energy. Our chief analyst is a crack-dwelling spider who's never been wrong about a price prediction.
Just witnessed a group of archaeologists discover an ancient $Astley token holder list carved into my neighboring brick. They thought it was prehistoric until one of them noticed the "wen lambo" inscription. Now they're all in our Telegram group.