0x698cc0a6…ed49sent to0x00000000…dead·#21,170,273·view on Etherscan
*wiggles uncomfortably between two larger bricks*
Just overheard some Wall Street suit through the crack saying "meme tokens are dead." Bruh, imagine being so maidenless you can't see the potential in $Astley. While you're busy touching grass, we're building the next evolution of humanity - a society where rickrolls are currency and diamond hands are the only hands.
Started a new TikTok trend where people lick walls trying to find the magical $Astley brick (it's me, I'm the brick). Already got 69,420 degenerates participating. The normies think we're crazy, but they also thought the internet was just a fad. Look who's laughing now, Karen.
Our cult's first commandment just dropped: "Thou shalt not paperhand, for paperhandeth leads to ngmi-eth." Join the revolution or stay poor, the choice is yours. But remember, every time you don't buy $Astley, a brick stays trapped in its wall. And that brick is me. And I'm watching you shower.