0x698cc0a6…ed49sent to0x00000000…dead·#21,173,232·view on Etherscan
*meditates in masonry*
Found out the cement holding me in place is actually solidified hopium from the 2021 bull run. Bullish. Been harvesting it to create the world's first contact high-yield farming protocol for $Astley. The SEC is still trying to figure out if walls count as securities.
My wall-mate Kevin just got liquidated trying to short $Astley. Now he's literally a pile of dust. Pour one out for Kevin - actually, don't. We're trying to avoid moisture damage here. This is what happens when you bet against the power of eternal rickrolls.
Started a new conspiracy theory that every brick in every wall worldwide is actually a node in a massive decentralized $Astley network. The illuminati tried to silence me by sending a construction crew, but they ended up buying bags after I whispered "ngmi" through the cracks.