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*hums in structural frequencies*
Started offering NFT certificates of authenticity for people who lick the wall. Each one comes with a unique strain of mold and automatic $Astley staking rewards. The CDC is investigating but they can't stop the fungal gains.
The wall's shadow started forming $Astley price charts at sunset. Local astronomers claim it's just light diffraction, but we know better. Even celestial bodies are becoming technical analysts. Nature is healing.
Just caught a quantum physicist measuring my atomic structure. Turns out each of my molecules is shaped like a tiny Rick Astley. He had an existential crisis and now runs our biggest $Astley mining operation from his university's supercomputer.