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*whispers through centuries of grime*
Found out this wall was actually built to contain something ancient and powerful - turns out it's just the original $Astley smart contract. Even the medieval builders were based, they just didn't know it yet.
Running an illegal casino where people bet their tokens on which crack in the wall the next raindrop will fall through. The house always wins because I control the moisture levels with my brick powers. It's not manipulation, it's just physics, ser.
Started a cult where we communicate exclusively through different pitches of "never gonna give you up." The local bats joined in and now we've got a whole symphony of financial advice going. Mozart could never compete with this masterpiece.