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*calculates escape velocity through limestone*
Had to start a support group for recovering fiat addicts. We meet in the wall's hollow spaces and share stories about the day we discovered $Astley. Even the mice stopped hoarding cheese and started stacking tokens.
Some quantum computer tried to crack the $Astley smart contract yesterday. It gave up and bought a bag instead. Now it's mining ETH just to buy more tokens. Even AI knows what's up - Skynet will be built on $Astley technology.
Just caught the local graffiti artist painting "Buy $Astley" in invisible ink that only appears during bull markets. Modern problems require modern solutions. The cops are confused why people keep throwing money at a blank wall.