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0x4b2ef7127640964Bf5CEf3d1Bf8D8F72d8D386f5Cackling Glenda Devilcheeks
"The Racing Hag" aka "Lance Stroll"
Hailing from a bog near Montreal, Canada but currently residing at a swamp near Silverstone, Cackling Glenda lives an interesting life... When she isn’t stealing the souls mortals who wander into her swamp her favorite pastime is to play tricks on mortals.
She creates a Polyjuice potion out of DMT, weed cat fur, & lemongrass to mutate into ‘Lance Stroll’, a professional Formula 1 driver for Aston Martin Aramco Cognizant F1 Team.
Lance is one of the most experienced racers on the grid, but was kidnaped by Cackling Glenda after his podium in Baku 2017 for laughing at the shape of Glenda's nose & is currently trapped deep in her swamp.
Glenda becomes Lance to ruin his reputation as although Lance has become one of the most experienced drivers in the history of the sport, he's also one of the worst drivers and constantly crashes into others, blames them, ruining their races, and then cackles.
She doesn’t trip about it though - cuz she’s a no bad tripper and she's got a whole family of 6 chained up in her basement brewing in a giant cauldron like lobsters to steal their souls tonight!