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Terminator: Dark FateIt was fun, however it was essentially the exact same plot as Terminator 2, complete with an annoying invincible liquid terminator- it is simply not satisfying to watch a character with no visible vulnerabilities. terminator.jpg
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Completely unlike every other film I've ever seen. Had no idea where it was going. Absorbing throughout. And the music was <img src='images/hand.jpg'>
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Pokémon Detective PikachuBoring from start to finish. Possibly because I was never into Pokemon and I didn't get any of the references. WHY DID I SEE IT. I honestly don't know. If anyone has any ideas why I'd see a film that I stood little chance of enjoying please let me know. I EVEN WENT ON MY OWN FFS
Pokémon Detective PikachuBoring from start to finish. Possibly because I was never into Pokemon and I didn't get any of the references. WHY DID I SEE IT. I honestly don't know. If anyone has any ideas why I'd see a film that I stood little chance of enjoying please let me know. I EVEN WENT ON MY OWN FFSpokemon.jpg
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Nothing more than a horror sketch show. A series of unrelated spooky scenes, featuring one character at a time. The plot either did not exist or was incoherent.
It Chapter TwoNothing more than a horror sketch show. A series of unrelated spooky scenes, featuring one character at a time. The plot either did not exist or was incoherent. it2.jpg
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The kind of film you'd expect if this was a new franchise. But it's not. It felt like a toned down version of the previous films- but not in a good way (as with Logan). Further, Sophie Turner was shit. She brings nothing at all to the table beyond a (very) pretty face.
Dark PhoenixThe kind of film you'd expect if this was a new franchise. But it's not. It felt like a toned down version of the previous films- but not in a good way (as with Logan). Further, Sophie Turner was shit. She brings nothing at all to the table beyond a (very) pretty face. darkphoenix.png
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John Wick: Chapter 3 – ParabellumIt is genuinely impressive how this franchise, which on paper sounds distressingly generic and formulaic, ends up being pretty good. Definitely starting to get a bit silly in places- but I'm willing to forget all of that, and a lot more, to see Neo and Morpheus back together. Bring on number 4!
John Wick: Chapter 3 – ParabellumIt is genuinely impressive how this franchise, which on paper sounds distressingly generic and formulaic, ends up being pretty good. Definitely starting to get a bit silly in places- but I'm willing to forget all of that, and a lot more, to see Neo and Morpheus back together. Bring on number 4!johnwick.png
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Pokémon Detective Pikachu Boring from start to finish. Possibly because I was never into Pokemon and I didn't get any of the references. WHY DID I SEE IT. I honestly don't know. If anyone has any ideas why I'd see a film that I stood little chance of enjoying please let me know. I EVEN WENT ON MY OWN FFS
Pokémon Detective Pikachu Boring from start to finish. Possibly because I was never into Pokemon and I didn't get any of the references. WHY DID I SEE IT. I honestly don't know. If anyone has any ideas why I'd see a film that I stood little chance of enjoying please let me know. I EVEN WENT ON MY OWN FFSpokemon.jpg
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This was a higher, but not top, tier MCU film. Although it does happen in cinema, it was still refreshing to see a strong female lead character who wasn't assigned a romantic interest. What really made the movie for me was Captain Marvel's witty banter which made the film fun in the lulls between action sequences. I would recommend this film.
FisticuffsThis was a higher, but not top, tier MCU film. Although it does happen in cinema, it was still refreshing to see a strong female lead character who wasn't assigned a romantic interest. What really made the movie for me was Captain Marvel's witty banter which made the film fun in the lulls between action sequences. I would recommend this film.
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Story wise, this is your generic superhero boilerplate movie. Even had the cliché school bullies. But I loved it- very funny and delightfully silly. I want more.
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Massive fan of Get Out, so high expectations, but did not enjoy this nearly as much. The premise was brilliant, but I'm a stickler for things making sense, and here they did not. Further, it simply was not very scary. 7/10 must try harder.
Massive fan of Get Out, so high expectations, but did not enjoy this nearly as much. The premise was brilliant, but I'm a stickler for things making sense, and here they did not. Further, it simply was not very scary. 7/10 must try harder. us.png
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Happy Death Day 2UExtremely surprised, and impressed, with the plot- they successfully managed to subvert almost every trope the first film made you expect, to the extent that it felt almost like a different genre. Some of the ideas were genius. It definitely benefits from having seen the first one recently. I recommend watching both back to back.
Happy Death Day 2UExtremely surprised, and impressed, with the plot- they successfully managed to subvert almost every trope the first film made you expect, to the extent that it felt almost like a different genre. Some of the ideas were genius. It definitely benefits from having seen the first one recently. I recommend watching both back to back. deathday.png
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Princess Bubblegumit was meh, I don't even want to remember the protagonist's name... she was so forgettable ..
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Loved it. It felt unique and unpredictable, even though if I'd been paying attention I'd realise it was neither. I'm still waiting for an MCU film that I don't enjoy. My only complaint was that she was a little too OP by the end. Invincible superheroes are no fun.
Captain MarvelLoved it. It felt unique and unpredictable, even though if I'd been paying attention I'd realise it was neither. I'm still waiting for an MCU film that I don't enjoy. My only complaint was that she was a little too OP by the end. Invincible superheroes are no fun. marvel.jpg
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The Lego Movie 2Really wanted to love this as much as I loved the first, but it fell flat. The story was convoluted, and the new race of characters/the new region did not have a well defined art style- it all looked a bit of a mess. Which I know is the point- but it still felt <i>unsatisfying</i> to look at. Songs were pretty great however.
The Lego Movie 2Really wanted to love this as much as I loved the first, but it fell flat. The story was convoluted, and the new race of characters/the new region did not have a well defined art style- it all looked a bit of a mess. Which I know is the point- but it still felt <i>unsatisfying</i> to look at. Songs were pretty great however.lego2.jpg
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I can NEVER get enough of beautiful cityscapes. This film had a beautiful cityscape that MOVED! What an amazingly fun concept. I enjoyed everything about this film, even the bits that made no sense. mortalengines.jpg
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