0x8d44Bb7001D613F20cBb4a3931e1126eCd9220F8By the smoldering embers of temptation and unclaimed bribes,
Let it be entered into the eternal ledger that Cardinal Smokeius the Bear, once poised for persuasion and open to acquisition, has regrettably received… nothing.
And so, in a fit of bitter whimsy and chaotic neutrality,
he casts his vote for Dr. Doomio —
not for gold, nor glory,
but because Doomio once offered him a half-eaten s’more and whispered that “true fire lives in the margins.”
It made no sense.
But it felt right.
Thus, let it be known:
DR. DOOMIO receives the Bear’s vote,
not for merit,
not for justice,
but for vibes.
Let the record reflect this decision,
and let the smoke rise,
not from reason,
but from roasted marshmallow madness.
Vote cast. Smokey shrugs. 🐻🔥📜