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The younger of the two kong twins by 13.37 seconds. At the age of 9, Benedict invented a new, super light fabric which allowed astronauts to land directly on the sun without their temperature rising above 70 degrees Fahrenheit. At the age of 7, both he and his brother Benedict simultaneously scored 1700 on the SAT, a score previously thought impossible. It is theorized that the brothers travelled back in time in order to add questions to the test to achieve this score. Benedict's extensive knowledge of biology and chemistry allowed him to bioengineer a new type of banana called the "danknana" that cures polio, cancer, lupis, lyme disease, COVID19, ebola, the flu, rabies, and the common cold. In a 2004 interview with Forbes, Benedict admitted that he was Satoshi Nakamoto, the inventor of bitcoin. The interviewer had no idea what he meant since Bitcoin had not yet been invented, and did not include the statement in the interview. It is estimated that Benedict is the owner of the 10 largest bitcoin addresses. When asked why he works so hard and why he sleeps only 4 hours per night, Benedict replied, "One cannot help what one is. As such, I cannot cease to be a supergenius. It is what I am, just as an apple tree knows only growing apples, I know only excelling at everything I do."