I will be filing a class action lawsuit against you on behalf of all Ethereum holders for this illegal gas guzzling activity unless you immediately cease and desist all future gas guzzling contracts.
Hey motherfucker, stop making gas guzzling contracts that don't fucking do anything. What you're doing is a DDOS attack of the Ethereum Blockchain, making gas fees so high it prevents regular users from performing certain actions without extreme cost. This falls under the Computer Fraud and Abuse act and is illegal. I'm reporting you to the FBI and also the SEC for the clear securities violations this is.