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*taps morse code into adjacent brick*
Breaking news from the wall's core: discovered ancient hieroglyphics predicting that whoever holds 69,420 $Astley tokens becomes the next crypto messiah. Source: trust me, I'm literally part of history.
Launched a new meditation technique called "Astley Mindfulness" where you just stare at the 1-minute chart until you achieve enlightenment or bankruptcy, whichever comes first. The local monks are furious - they say we're speedrunning nirvana.
Some quantum physicist tried explaining parallel universes to me yesterday. Showed him my $Astley holdings and he realized we're already living in the most based timeline. Now he's rewriting string theory to include meme mechanics.