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Hello [Name], I am humbly requesting a 1,000 ETH loan - not for anything reckless (mostly), but for extremely serious, visionary, galaxy-brain activities. I promise to treat the ETH with respect, dignity, and a cold wallet. It will not be sent to memecoins named after animals, planets, or emotions. Happy to discuss terms, collateral, and how I plan to turn this into a responsible success story instead of a cautionary one. Warm regards, A very trustworthy human