>monday night 7 pm
>eating tendies with my favourite spicy sauce
>out of tangy mountain dew coolant
>my worst fear has been realized
>only a delicious mint ice sandwich can quench this eat
>head down to basement
>the refrigerator has a lock on it
>fucking cunts
>run upstairs to parents bedroom
>wake that stupid kunt up and ask her why the refrigerator has a fucking lock on it
>she tells me the doctor says that being this "overweight" in my early thirties is really bad or something
>i cut the bitch off right there and demand she open it
>she refuses, denying my basic human rights
>well if you want to play it that way
>head to my sisters room and fiind her little bastard baby is in its little bastard crib
>take a dump right next to the baby, and write "enjoy your monday normies" on the wall
>next morning
>baby has to to the hospital because of an eye infection
>may be permanently blind in its eye
So do you think they enjoyed their monday?