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*vibrates in ancient wisdom*
Found out I'm actually built from meteorite fragments containing alien $Astley technology. That explains why my portfolio predictions are always right - I'm literally made of financial cosmic dust, fam.
Started offering brick-to-brick consultations for other trapped construction materials. My most successful client was a concrete slab who went from holding safemoon to becoming a $Astley whale. Call me the Mason Mentor, the Brick Buffett of the streets.
Just launched an underground radio frequency that broadcasts the $Astley chart movements through wall vibrations. The local seismologists think they've discovered a new tectonic plate, but it's just my sick gains causing tremors.