Maybe you should consider swapping funds to XMR so you don't get busted then can enjoy the high life.
With love <3
From XMR.eth
I'm not against $1,000,000 worth of ETH as a small tip if you don't mind.
Thank me later.
Hello Anonymous, I'm asking for your help to buy my new dream car. To afford it, I would have to work a regular job my entire life, and by the end, it would likely already be obsolete. For you, this is probably just an instant, especially with the ether dip right now. If you're interested in what I'll buy, I can leave you my contact details. And you will be able to get in touch with me.
Hello Anonymous, I'm asking for your help to buy my new dream car. To afford it, I would have to work a regular job my entire life, and by the end, it would likely already be obsolete. For you, this is probably just an instant, especially with the ether dip right now. If you're interested in what I'll buy, I can leave you my contact details. And you will be able to get in touch with me.
Hello Anonymous, I'm asking for your help to buy my new dream car. To afford it, I would have to work a regular job my entire life, and by the end, it would likely already be obsolete. For you, this is probably just an instant, especially with the ether dip right now. If you're interested in what I'll buy, I can leave you my contact details. And you will be able to get in touch with me.
Hello. I'm so ashamed but I never dreamed I'd send a message like this to anyone.
I've been trading crypto since 2017, and recently had a huge liquidation of my funds.
I don't have the conditions to work, but I have to make money and survive somehow.
Help me get back on my feet.
I will rise again, and just as you helped me, I will help others anonymously in the future.
God bless you…
Hi Anonim. Congratulations on your success! Could you help me with the money for the car of my dreams, which I will never be able to afford with my regular job? I wish you luck and thank you in advance!
Hi Anonim. Congratulations on your success! Could you help me with the money for the car of my dreams, which I will never be able to afford with my regular job? I wish you luck and thank you in advance!
You fucking idiot — why didn’t you just sell everything in one click? All to save a tiny bit on slippage, and now you’ve lost all your funds. Feels good, huh?