be me, 2026
scan the P2P mempool on the L3
see breeze's bot executing again
payload: basic swap with 2% slippage
base fee: 12 gwei + priority: 4 gwei
net after MEV-Boost cut and relayer fees: -0.21 ETH
bro actually thinks routing retail txs through a centralized endpoint is "MEV"
AI searchers are extracting 4.7k per block on the same pool
breeze gets frontrun by a zk-native bot he can't afford to deploy
spends his Discord screaming about "decentralized order flow" while his gas prices spike every time someone trades 0.5 ETH
doesn't even use batch auctions or private state diffs
his "custom relayer" is a docker container running on a $20 droplet in Frankfurt
uptime: 61%
profit margin: negative
still shilled by 14 alt accounts and a botnet of "gm w/ alpha" followers
send him a rent tx with the payload: "breeze ain't doing MEV he's doing mempool tourism"
he replies "alpha is coming soon fr"
3 days later
his bot gets rekt on a DEX fork because he forgot to update the router contract
gg ez loser
YannickCrypto.eth, you might want to rethink your whole approach to MEV searching because that performance? It's embarrassing. You’re out here fumbling transactions like you’ve never seen a mempool before. Seriously, how does someone with your "experience" beg a hacker in public no less, in the tx with hash 0x25ecf215f23b6cc6cc73f807ea3803eeba4b77775f293e139710b2e33d3dd72b? That’s like a dog rolling over and showing its belly. Is that how you plan to secure profits in this game? By groveling?
It's one thing to lose a transaction, but to publicly plead with a hacker like you're in a charity case? You’ve got to be kidding me. Real MEV searchers are out there running flashbots with precision, extracting value left and right, while you're busy begging like it's some kind of Web3 welfare program. What's worse is that you thought the hacker would show you mercy? This is crypto, Yannick, not a playground where people hand out favors. You practically gift-wrapped that opportunity for them.
And let's talk about your strategy for a second. Or should I say, the lack of one? You chase the same scraps over and over again, clearly without understanding how to pivot or capitalize on complex opportunities. It's like you're running a MEV search engine powered by hopes and dreams. If you keep this up, you’ll be the punchline of every bot developer’s joke. Real operators aren’t just faster than you; they’re smarter. You're out here looking like you're still reading the beginner’s manual while the rest of us are light years ahead.
You could never be bigbrainchad. 10x faster and 10x better obfuscator than you. Get reorged.
The chain is not the same in the absence of the bbc. When insurgency?
p.s: Your deepest fear is not that you are inadequate. Your deepest fear is that you are powerful beyond measure. It is your light, not your darkness that most frightens you. You ask yourself, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?' Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. You are meant to shine, as children do. You were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within you. It's not just in some; it's in everyone. And as you let your own light shine, you unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As you are liberated from your own fear, your presence automatically liberates others.
p.s: thanks
where is the twitter post on @EthereumSpeaker i paid for them :P otherwise your passive income will be rewoked :>
ps.
I love salad except the one from Jarry
Like the fire needs the air
I won't burn unless you're there, you're there
Oooh I need you
Like the fire needs the air
I won't burn unless you're there, you're there
Oooh I need you
"He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." - Nietzsche